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Grabbing your interest
As tightly as a beached cephalopod to the last drop of sandy moisture in a receding tide
Generating excitement
As rudely as a intoxicated crowd agape at a well-banderillered bull dodging a raised descabello
Closing the deal
As definitively as a mistaken bhut jolokia gracing the salad board of Grandma Esther's last potluck